30 Of The Funniest Cat Jokes Vet Clinics Put Up On Their Signs

The following list is a collection of hilarious signs from various vet clinics that decided to have some fun with their customers by making up some pawsome cat jokes. From super corny puns about cat behavior to clever observations about felines, these signs are sure to have you in stitches. Scroll down and don’t forget to upvote your favs! #1 Veterinary care in 2016 was variable by pet species and other factors, with 82.8 percent of dog-owning households and 54.3 percent of cat-owning households making at least one visit to the veterinarian. Total spending on veterinary care for all types of pets was $27.8 billion during 2016. #4 #5 Among cat-owning households that visited veterinarians 89.1 percent had a “regular …

Two dead after being hit by train in south Wales

Network Rail faces questions after workers struck on tracks near Port Talbot Network Rail is facing demands for answers after two workers were killed by a train in south Wales. The transport secretary, Chris Grayling, said there would be an investigation into how the incident occurred on Wednesday morning near Port Talbot. A third person was treated for shock at the scene but uninjured. British Transport Police (BTP) said it was too early to confirm whether the section of railway between Pyle and Port Talbot was being treated as a crime scene, but confirmed forensics officers were in place. Original Article : HERE ; This post was curated & posted using : RealSpecific

What’s With Mainstream Outlets Spoiling ‘The Bachelorette’ This Season? Betches

If you couldn’t guess from the headline of this article, today we’re going to be discussing spoilers for this season of The Bachelorette! So uh, if you’re one of the 10 people who doesn’t know about the ending of this season yet, feel free to stop reading now. *moment of silence so hopefully I don’t get yelled at in the comments for spoilers* Okay, we back. So at this point, it’s not really even a spoiler to say that Jed had a girlfriend when he went on The Bachelorette. I feel like I practically know the woman at this point, and there’s no doubt that Jed is a lying piece of sh*t who only wants to promote his equally sh*tty music. The thing that is still …

Trump at his rainy July 4th event: Americans ‘part of one of the greatest stories ever told’

(CNN)With jets roaring overhead and a poncho-clad crowd before him, President Donald Trump implored Americans to come together Thursday in a show of national pride — a rare unifying message from a deeply divisive President that came after days of controversy and criticism over his precedent-shattering military spectacle on the National Mall. But by Thursday evening, a soggy mass of onlookers — many wearing red “Make America Great Again” hats — had assembled near the Lincoln Memorial to hear the President deliver what was ultimately a message of national pride. “As we gather this evening in the joy of freedom, we remember that we all share a truly extraordinary heritage,” Trump said in remarks that did not veer off-script. “Together, …

Overdone Spring Wedding Trends We Don’t Want To See Betches

If you’ve already been bombarded with invitations for upcoming spring weddings, mazel tov and welcome to adulthood. We’re all for basking in the glow of happiness and love, but being subjected to the same spring wedding trends over and over (and over) can get, well, boring. Just because spring weddings aren’t super common doesn’t mean we haven’t seen the same floral decor everywhere. If you’re planning a spring wedding for 2020 (or a quickie elopement for April or May) here are a few trends you’re encouraged to remove from the nuptials narrative, if you will. In other words, avoid these wedding trends for spring like Miranda Priestly would avoid florals. 2. Succulents As Gifts They’ll die. You’re dooming that cute …

Unions seek urgent talks over Tesco cuts

Mr Jones said: “What is required very quickly from Tesco is clarity on its intentions going forward. “Our top priority this week is to arrange a meeting with Tesco’s management to get a clear picture of what the supermarket is planning.” Tesco warns of ‘changes’ amid reports of jobs cuts “While the reports centre on job losses in store, such as the bakeries and deli counters, we still need to know what this could mean for our members,” he added. Unite represents around 1,000 workers in four Tesco distribution centres. The main union representing Tesco staff, Usdaw, said the reports of job cuts were “distressing” for staff. The chain’s chief operating officer Tony Hogett wrote to staff on Sunday to …

Trump’s call for compromise is only on his own terms

Washington (CNN)The state of Donald Trump is unrepentant and defiant. And while he says he’s open to compromise and national unity — it must be on his terms. Yet at times, he offered a tantalizing promise of something more, conjuring moments of poignancy, as when he honored a World War II veteran and a Nazi concentration camp inmate the veteran helped liberate, together in the first lady’s box. In a speech in which rhetorical calls for common ground jarred with the rigidity of his policy positions, Trump did make an apparently genuine effort to bring Americans together. He tried to combine key themes from his 2016 campaign into a patriotic creed behind which everyone could unite. “I am asking you …

US general expresses support for Saudi coalition after CNN report on weapons in Yemen

(CNN)The top United States military commander in the Middle East suggested Tuesday that America would continue to back its allies waging war in Yemen, despite new evidence of arms deal violations uncovered by a CNN investigation. The weapons have also made their way into the hands of Iranian-backed rebels, exposing some of America’s sensitive military technology to Tehran and potentially endangering the lives of US troops in other war zones. By handing off this military equipment to third parties, the Saudi-led coalition is breaking the terms of its arms sales with the US, according to the Department of Defense. CNN’s investigation was cited by several US senators on Tuesday, one of whom described it as a “bombshell” report that should …

Kim’s envoy arrives in DC as Pentagon states ‘extraordinary threat’ posed by North Korea

Washington (CNN)North Korea’s lead negotiator in nuclear talks with the US, Kim Yong Chol, arrived in Washington Thursday, just hours after President Donald Trump rolled out a new missile defense strategy that appears to contradict his own claim that Pyongyang is no longer a nuclear threat. “Just landed – a long trip, but everybody can now feel much safer than the day I took office,” Trump tweeted as he arrived back in Washington at the time. “There is no longer a Nuclear Threat from North Korea.” Since that time Trump has insisted that talks with North Korea are yielding progress, pointing to the lack of missile and nuclear tests as evidence that Pyongyang is moving towards denuclearization. Waiting for concrete …

‘Modern Family’ coming to an end

(CNN)One of television’s most beloved and celebrated families will soon go their separate ways after ABC announced that “Modern Family” has been renewed for an 11th and final season. In its time on air, the show garnered 21 Primetime Emmy Awards (including five for outstanding comedy series), multiple SAG Awards and a Peabody. “For 10 years, our characters have bravely faced turning points in life and moved through them to great personal enrichment; we have chosen a different path by doing one more season of ‘Modern Family,’” joked co-creator and executive producer Christopher Lloyd in a statement. “Modern Family” airs Wednesdays on ABC. Original Article : HERE ; This post was curated & posted using : RealSpecific

A 5th grader’s boredom while visiting her mom’s job led to $30,000 for the elderly in need

(CNN)Ruby Kate Chitsey asked the woman in the wheelchair why she was staring intently through the glass doors. Her answer broke the fifth-grader’s heart. “It was very sad. We have a lot of dogs and I could feel her pain,” Ruby Kate told CNN. Ruby knew it cost money to get a pet sitter to bring the dog to the resident more often. Many in her hometown of 12,000 don’t have extra to spare. That encounter last summer led the little girl to think: how many other residents couldn’t afford simple things that brought them joy. She decided to do something about it. She began by writing their wishes down Ruby Kate started a project and Facebook page called “Three …

Iceland removed own label from 17 palm products

It added that it “was not possible to remove palm oil at a manufacturing level in these products by 31 December 2018”, adding that it had been “transparent”. Iceland still selling own-brand palm oil Palm oil banned by Iceland supermarkets Warning of palm oil threat to primates Iceland said it had “not given up” on the nine frozen and eight chilled lines that had not yet been reformulated, which will have their branding reinstated by April. Consumer group Ethical Consumer said: “In the cases where they have failed to reformulate products, simply re-labelling them is counter-productive.” It added it was important for companies “to be transparent about the ethical problems they are facing”. On Wednesday, the BBC revealed Iceland was …